Written by Ilch Sunday, 02 May 2010 22:32

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By Ilch

The Season is almost over and Arsenal will finish 3^rd …. I think!  Well as far as I can see and from the endless hours of debate from my boys we will do well to finish 3^rd!

 The men in my family are a tad frustrated to say the least.  Their loyalty to Wenger is undoubtedly there but now they are starting to question his decisions in more detail! 

The thing is it can’t be easy for Wenger (bless him) – he obviously has a plan in his head and he is sticking to it.  If you packed the Emirates Stadium with Arsenal supporters and they all shouted at the same time for change – I still don’t think he will hear them because the man is stubborn and determined to stick to “his way”

And let’s not forget he is a MAN after all!!  He is in a position to be able to say “I am going to do it my way” - close your eyes for a minute and imagine our Arsene singing the classic Sinatra song!!  Yes he does sing it well!!

Now I personally think that Arsenal should have a woman Manger for a change and I would like to nominate Lindsay Sheehan!! Yes our one and only Gunner Talk presenter and blog writer! 

Football Widow has gone mad I hear you say …. Well think about it before you all start jumping up and down in the air!!  A woman’s touch is what we need!!

Firstly our boys would be colour co-ordinated – not only would their kits be exactly the same, but so would their football boots and undergarments!!

Before and after every game a professional hairdresser will style their hair.

 Before and after every game a barber would give them a wet shave.

 They will be well fed – obviously healthily.

 They would be praised. 

Their egos will be massaged.

 They would be mothered – I will assist on that bit – did I forget to mention that Lindsay would have an Assistant Manager – ME!! 

Now is the important bit – Lindsay and I would go shopping on a regular basis – no not clothes shopping, even though I am sure we will find time to fit a bit of retail therapy whilst gallivanting around the world on our mission ….. Shopping for new talent to add to our squad!!!

 Yes Lindsay and I will be happy to spend the money that Arsenal Football Club has accumulated since selling key players.  No Arsenal Board is going to say no to us!! Imagine the fuss, the tantrums and sheer moodiness of not only one woman scorned but two!!!! 

 This is the answer to all Arsenal fans – a woman Manager!!

 Think about it …. It’s not actually a bad idea!

 I am up for it – “Hey Lindsay fancy taking over AFC?”