Written by Lindsay Melrose Wednesday, 09 February 2011 21:35
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Some random things to fill the Interlul
By Lindsay Sheehan
We can only play one half of a match successfully.
If we start the game strongly - go home at half time.
If the first 45 were dire - relax we are coming out now.
With reference to the Interpol stories “The whole fucking team should be investigated for that second half.” Feverpitch
"Joey Barton = prick!!!" Steve Cesc Thomson
"What a pleasant fellow you are joey...sorta bloke u take home for tea...... " Nigel Stapley
4 goals are not enough.
We knew being 2 ahead could be a bit dodgy, past evidence include West Ham and Wigan last season added to by the Spuds this year. Apparently 4 - 0 is also not enough for a win. According to this rule I propose we implement a 20 goal head start against Barcelona.
“So now we know what Newcastle spent that £35million on ..............Phil Dowd!” James Fish
When we drop points other teams drop more.
Hence why we were still in the title race quite late on last season. I am never sure if this is a silver lining or an added frustration.
"Ups and downs!!!!! Of the gunners!!!My heart can’t cope!!!!!!! Feel little better.......but......lol" Glen McCarthy
"Sorry Roman, but I think it's too late to buy the title this year!" John Beecham
Our players adore the red mist
You can call us naughty words in Spanish, turn us as if we are not there or 'tackle' like a convicted thug, all with the same result - a red card to us.
"Arsenal have been given 6 red cards in the PL this term, only once before have they had more in a single campaign (7 in 98/99)," OptaJoe
Our players never hit form together.
The formula is when one player is appalling another will improve. When that player gets form another shall step in to the shit shoes. Arsh now Tommy. Clichy then Eboue. Dave now Squallici.
"It`s not what Arsha says...it`s what he doesn`t say....don`t you just love our `meercat`?" Sue Meguyer
Bacary Sagna is the best right back in the country.
Although his hairstyle was stolen from a water buffalo.
Nobody likes us.
All of Talksport, Sky, Cesc Fabregas' agent, Pulis, Moyes, Brown, Barton, Shawcross, Pardew, Huddersfield ‘s shirtless players, Ipswich's rugby team, Richard Keys, Andy Gray, Lee Mason, Phil Dowd and Brian Horton to name but a few. Let’s be clear on our position here. We don’t give a fuck. I like that we are disliked. It means we are back to being a threat. They wax lyrical about the Invincibles now, at the time they venomously pulled us apart. . Read a summary of their points against us here.
"Everyone hates our wonderful Cesc, trying to paint him bad......big threat, get him banned!" Sue Meguyer
Sometimes, statistics tell the truth
"Johan Djourou is unbeaten in his last 26 Premier League games, the longest current run in the division. Invincible.” OptaJoe
“Andrey Arshavin has set up 11 goals in the Premier League this season, more than any other player. Twinkle.” OptaJoe
A Carling Cup final ticket is as rare as rocking horse shit.
I do, however, have mine. I apologise to those fated to sit in block 113 now. Sorry. I hope your children will not be too scarred by my language. I sit next to a lovely chap called Ian (hello) who has 3 season tickets and yet only one for the final. This has also happened to John Bloxom who was the successful one in his partnership. Apparently we all care about the Carling Cup.
"The best Cup Final I've ever been to was the Littlewoods Cup in '87- better than any FA Cup Final for atmosphere!" KeiththeGooner
Jack (Better than Lampard) Wilshire watches Gossip Girl.
And occassionally Glee.
Big Game Barry Bendtner was this week’s topic of conversation
His attitude -http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football/view/175981/Nicklas-Bentner-needs-big-kick-up-the-backside/
His teammates - http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3400280/Bendtner-Dont-mess-up-Jack-like-you-did-Theo.html
Jay Emmanuel-Thomas speaks a language as yet undiscovered by human beings.
Here are a few examples of his twitter posts
“hav u relised we never actually tlk on dere loool I'm gd yardie hws u ?”
“how can I scroll through every1 hav u seen hw many lool hw isit far its at da end of ur road loool”
“Blk shoe blk shoe change your blk shoe”
Just when we thought that word 'Injuries' was out for our season....
Nasri (3 weeks) Verminator (4 weeks) JD (tbc) Fabianski (end of season) Alex Song (tbc)
Although Cesc and RVP have obviously realised playing against Barcelona will be much more fun that getting injured (again) on international duty.
"Could we re-use Rosicky`s body parts to rebuild Djourou and the Verminator." Chris Davine
Our Invincibles remain
29 pah! Pathetic! Not fit to lick the boots of our boys so THANK YOU Wolves. Now return to being shite for Saturday.
“Long live The Invincibles. Often imitated, never bettered.” Carl Dunbar”
“The Invincibles. A registered trademark to the Arsenal” Owen Courney
"Untouchable my Arse! Fuck off Man U. There are only one unbeatables."
"Well softens the blow a bit ! Get in the Wolves!!! 
" Alp Sezer
" Alp Sezer“Thank you Wolves for providing a small consolation on this dreadful day of football results.
However I do ask that you revert back to your poor standards next week! - Thanks, a supporter of the true Invincibles!” Daniel ‘Eboue’ Shepherd
“Love Man U fans attacking Arsenal's history because of the last few years - 13 league titles 10 FA Cups, three doubles &an unbeaten season” Ladyarse
The Arsenal Supporters Trust and Arsenal Football Club do great work for us fans
Okay so that filled 10 minutes. Back to normal for Sat.
xxxx
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