Written by Ilch Saturday, 03 April 2010 17:26
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By Ilch
Ok Arsenal I need you to win …. I need my youngest son – the sunshine of my world to be happy, contented and not at all cross when he discovers that his best ever baby blue lamb’s wool cardigan has been shrunk by his mother (who, for the record, does worship the ground he walks on) I hurriedly picked up a wash without the usual analisation of what can and can’t be put into my reliable and indeed wonderful Miele washing machine.
Time is running out it is 5.49 and even I know that we are on borrowed time … me more than anyone at this present moment in time!!
Arsenal – COME ON!!
I can hear my husband and my beloved youngest shouting at the TV as I type … from what I can gather we are missing chance after chance!
Please Arsenal do it for me!
I will of course offer to replace the beloved baby blue lambs wool cardigan and I have no doubt in my mind that the offer will be accepted however it is the following that I will have trouble dealing with:
a) Son saying it’s ok mum but with frowned eyebrows and a hurt look on his face
b) Son no doubt mentioning numerous times that they don’t do this particular style any more
c) The endless jibes from Son’s father
d) The endless piss taking from Son’s father
e) The “Oh my god mum” from oldest son
Oh my God Arsenal have just scored …………………I am safe – my son will still love me – my son will no longer give two shits about his baby blue lamb’s wool cardigan!
Son is happy and he will now reassure his twit of a mother that it is ok – why? All because Arsenal have won!!!!!
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